Oatmeal Raisin Blues
when you have to eat something that’s the opposite of a snack and you’re just going to cry about it
This is not a snack. This is a punishment. I’m crying in the snack aisle.
I ate oatmeal raisin. It’s not a snack, it’s a slap in the face.
I opened the bar. It was oatmeal raisin. I’m just going to cry now.