oatmeal life
Living like a sad, soggy cookie that no one wants. The 'creme brulee' life is like getting a golden ticket to a candy factory.
My life is like eating oatmeal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. No sugar. No joy. Just despair.
I'm not excited. I'm just tired of being plain.
You're living the dream. I'm living the 'I forgot my cereal' life.