oatmeal life
Existing in the slow lane while others are doing donuts in the fast lane. Creme brulee life is the pizza party you never invited yourself to.
I'm just here. You're there. You're having fun. I'm having a side of crumpets.
You're living the high life. I'm living the 'I didn't even get a crumb' life.
You're the main event. I'm the extra crumb in the oatmeal.