Oatmeal Hogan

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A smelly, ugly beast that’s like a woman and a sewer rat. Everyone hates her. She lies to people and tricks them into her evil group with fake promises of money. She lives under a bridge and hates cops and firefighters. She’s called Oatmeal Face because she looks like she hasn’t washed in a month.
She DM’d me and said she’d give me a million dollars if I joined her coven. I said no. She threatened me.
At the Packers game, she yelled at the quarterback and threw a half-eaten donut at him.
She lives under the bridge and eats expired pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A disgusting, ugly thing that smells like old socks and bad decisions. She’s part woman, part monster, and she lies to people for fun. She’s the reason why no one goes near the bridge. She hates cops and firefighters and shows up at football games to cause trouble.
She sent me a text saying she was going to steal my soul if I didn’t bring her coffee.
She showed up at the game and yelled at the ref like he owed her money.
She lives under the bridge and eats expired pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A smelly, ugly woman who’s half human, half nightmare. She lies to people and tricks them into joining her evil club for fake money. She lives under a bridge and hates cops and firefighters. She shows up at football games to cause chaos and is called Oatmeal Face because she looks like she hasn’t washed in a decade.
She sent me a message saying she was going to burn my house down if I didn’t join her coven.
At the game, she threw a rotten donut at the coach and yelled at the ref.
She eats expired pizza for breakfast and lives under a bridge.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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