Oatmeal Face - A way to call your lover a dried-up prune after you're done

A way to call your lover a dried-up prune after you're done using them

You: 'I'm not going to your house again.' Them: 'You said that after our first date.'

At the grocery store: 'You look like a raccoon ate your face.' Them: 'You look like you slept in a cereal box.'

Text from your ex: 'You're so gross I could eat you for breakfast.'