Oatmeal Face
A nickname for someone who looks like they’ve been living in a bowl of old oatmeal and regretting it
At the gym: 'Hey, you look like a bowl of oatmeal that got left out in the sun.'
Text from your mom: 'Why do you look like you've been eating breakfast for dinner? You're a disgrace.'
On Instagram: 'This guy’s face is so bad I could make a new brand of cereal out of it.'