Oatmeal Cream Pie
When you bang a ugly girl, pull out, skeet on her face, and puke on top like you’re punishing her for being ugly.
I banged her, pulled out, and puked on her face like she was a crime.
He pulled out, skeeted on her face, and puked on top like it was a punishment.
She was so ugly, I pulled out, skeeted, and puked on her like it was a final judgment.