Oatmeal Bowel Cream
When a guy goes up a girl’s butt so hard, it feels like he’s inside her intestines. She pees out a sludge that looks like oatmeal and smells like regret.
She peed like she had a bowel movement and a heartbreak at the same time.
He went up her butt and came out her stomach like he was on a cereal box.
She peed out a brown goop and said, ‘This is the worst oatmeal I’ve ever had.’