Oatmeal Bowel Cream
When a guy goes up a girl's butt so deep it feels like he's inside her stomach. She pees out a mix of pee, cum, and poop that looks like oatmeal.
My cousin ate oatmeal for breakfast and then went to the bathroom and cried.
He didn’t just go in her butt, he went in her soul and left a mess.
She peed out a brown sludge and said, ‘I’m not eating oatmeal again.’