Oathenaise - When a friend who's like a soggy sock still tries to be the

When a friend who's like a soggy sock still tries to be the loudest person in the room and fails spectacularly.

'I'm not dry, I'm like a desert in a nuclear bomb.', said by a man who just drank a liter of soda and then tried to sing.'

'She said 'I'm the queen of affirmation' while passing out from dehydration.'

'He tried to yell 'I love you' but it came out as 'I feel like a wet sock.'