Oat Sack
A giant flappy collar that looks like it was stolen from a cow and tied around your neck like a punishment.
My aunt’s Oat Sack looks like it was made from a horse’s blanket and a bad decision.
He tried to wear the Oat Sack to the party and looked like he was dressed by a confused farmer.
That Oat Sack is so big it could hide a raccoon and still look cool.