Oat boys
An oat boy is a tiny piece of oatmeal that's not worth your time. You're the full bowl. They're just little scraps that don't know their place.
I'm not an oat boy. I'm the whole damn breakfast. They're just the leftovers from my greatness.
If you're an oat boy, you're not even trying. You're just floating around in a bowl like a dumb piece of cereal.
I eat oatmeal and I'm not a little scrap. I'm a full meal. You're just the crumbs.