OASN
OASN is like the drunk version of being serious. You say it to save face, even though you're still talking nonsense and your friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
OASN: I'm not sad. I'm just tired of being sad. Also, I'm going to win the lottery.
OASN: This isn't a bad breakup. This is a good breakup with a lot of drama.
OASN: I'm not crying. I'm just sad. Also, I think my dog is a spy.