Oasis Effect
The Oasis Effect is when old bands that were just okay now look like they were made in a music heaven because today’s music is so bad, it’s like your brain was hit with a bag of bricks and a failed math test.
'I swear the new song is worse than my failed math test and my dad’s karaoke.'
'My friend said she’d take Oasis over the new pop star any day. She’s 13 and still mad about the 2010s.'
'I tried to listen to the new song. My dog tried to comfort me. He failed. I failed.'