Oasis Academy Coulsdon
A total waste of time in old Coulsdon. It's full of people who are the worst at everything. The school is famous for the best hiding spots. Everyone is a snake and the only thing they know how to do is complain.
That school is so bad, I had to leave my brain behind.
I bunked so much there, I should get a medal.
The worst part of that school is the people who are even worse than the teachers.