OAPenis
A woman who thinks every old man is a treasure map leading to a gold doubloon of love.
"He’s got a belly like a shopping bag full of cookies. I love it.", @OAPenisFanatic
"He’s got a laugh that sounds like a donkey and I still want to kiss him.", @OldManMagnet
"He’s got a beard that looks like a raccoon and I’m still into him.", @GrandpaGobbler