OAPenis - A grandma who’s got a hankering for old farts. She’s like a

A grandma who’s got a hankering for old farts. She’s like a used car salesman but for flabby, wrinkly meat.

"He’s got the face of a man who’s had three heart attacks and still has the energy to flirt with me.", @GrannyGrabber69

"I don’t care if he smells like old socks and peanut butter. He’s got the experience.", @OAPenisLover

"He’s 72 and still has a hard-on. I’m impressed.", @OldManCrush