OAPaedo
When a guy sees an older woman and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. Even if she’s got a face like a fried egg.
He asked my mom out on a date. She said no. He still texts her every day.
I saw my uncle flirt with his boss. She looked at him like he was a lost cause.
He tried to kiss my grandma at the grocery store. She gave him a look that could kill a man.