OAPaedo
A person who gets hard when they see old people. Like really old. Like ancient old. Like they’re still alive but might as well be dead.
I saw my grandma at the mall and I got a boner so hard I tripped over a kid.
He’s been hitting on my aunt for three years. It’s like a full-time job.
I texted my mom’s friend ‘Hey, you look hot’ and she replied with a photo of her cat.