OAP-dophile - A young woman who’s basically a beggar with a good skin tone

A young woman who’s basically a beggar with a good skin tone. She’ll take any rich old guy who looks like he’s never been sad in his life.

'He’s got a private jet and a face that looks like it’s been touched by a god.'

'I don’t care if he’s got a wrinkle for every year of his life, he’s got a fortune and a smile that could make a saint fall in love.'

'He’s old enough to be my grandpa, but rich enough to be my new best friend.'