oame
Oam is short for 'On A Mission', but it’s more like he’s on a mission to embarrass you. He’s also called 'Oamsway', which is just him telling you to follow him, even if he’s wrong.
'Oamsway? More like Oamways, because he’s always changing his mind.'
'He told me to 'go this way', but that way was the highway.'
'He said he was on a mission, which is just him being loud in the grocery store.'