Oakwood
Oakwood is a theme park in Wales, but no one goes there because it’s boring and the rides are broken.
I tried to go to Oakwood once, but it was just a bunch of broken rides and a single hot dog stand.
The only thing fun about Oakwood is that the park has a haunted house, but it’s not scary.
I went to Oakwood, and I came out with a broken leg and a bad attitude.