oaktucky
A smelly place where people live that smells like old socks and bad decisions. Also a cheap drink that tastes like regret and expired soda.
I live in Oaktucky. My neighbor's dog died in my yard. I don't know if I'll ever shower again.
My cousin got drunk on Oaktucky and tried to flirt with a cop. It didn't go well.
My bar manager says Oaktucky is the reason we're always out of lemon slices.