Oakton Woods
Oakton Woods is the fanciest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys there are all college-bound, and they think Natty Light and Parliament Lights are the best things in life.
My Oakton Woods friend got into Harvard and still drinks Natty Light like it's the only drink that exists.
I asked my Oakton Woods neighbor if he smokes Parliament Lights and he said, 'I don't smoke them, I suffer through them.'
The guys from Oakton Woods think they're the best because they got into college and still smoke Parliament Lights in the morning.