oakton goggles
Oakton Goggles are when you think your coworker is a god. You see someone who looks like a fried egg and think they’re a movie star. It’s like your brain is covered in glitter and you’re drunk on bad coffee.
That guy from sales looks like a soggy donut. I think he’s a rockstar.
My boss has a face like a melted crayon. I’m proposing to him.
That intern looks like a sad muffin. I’m writing a love letter.