oakton goggles
Oakton Goggles are when you think your coworkers are celebrities. You see someone who looks like a dead raccoon and think they’re a movie star. It’s like your brain is on fire and you’re seeing things that aren’t there.
That guy from sales looks like a sad pancake. I’m sending him roses.
My boss has a face like a melted candle. I’m planning our wedding.
That intern has a face like a used sock. I’m writing a poem about her.