oakton goggles
Oakton Goggles are when you think your ugly coworker is the most attractive person ever. It’s like your brain is on fire and you’re seeing things that aren’t there. You’d date a guy who smells like a trash can.
That lady from HR looks like a melted candle. I’m asking her out.
My boss has a beard and a hat. I think he’s a superhero.
My friend’s face looks like a broken pizza. I’m giving him a standing ovation.