oaktapus
A tree that looks like it got run over by a giant f***ing monster. It’s called Oaktapus and it has three forms that make you want to scream and cry.
My Singing Monsters is f***ing cursed. I just found an Oaktapus and it's staring at me like it's judging my life choices.
I tried to catch a normal Oaktapus and it ran away like it had a f***ing death wish.
I spent 2 hours trying to get an epic Oaktapus and it just blinked at me. I'm f***ed.