oakmont
A school where girls think they’re hot, guys are all stoned, and swim coaches are total scumbags. The fire alarms go off all the time because kids are vaping and teachers are perverts.
My school is the worst. Girls are all bimbos and teachers are perverts.
We set off the fire alarm five times in one day. That’s more than the football team has won in five years.
The swim coach at Oakmont is a total scumbag. He probably slept with my mom.