oaklund - a once-in-a-lifetime human being who’s sweet but also has a

a once-in-a-lifetime human being who’s sweet but also has a brain full of crazy and bad decisions

I dated an oaklund once. He fed my cat pizza and then tried to teach it to swear.

My oaklund cousin once tried to start a fire with a toaster. It worked. It also exploded.

My oaklund boss wears socks with dinosaurs on them and thinks they’re professional.