Oaklie
A brainy, cute girl who’ll call you a retard if you don’t get the joke. She’s wild, always up to something stupid, and will swear at you if you don’t laugh. She’s the kind of person who’ll make you happy just by being around, and if you’re nice to her, she’ll make you a smoothie and call you her bestie.
She called me a retard for not getting the joke about the chicken.
She made me a smoothie and called me her bestie.
She swore at me when I didn’t laugh at her joke.