Oakley
Oakleys are designer glasses that cost more than your first car. They’re made in America, and they’re so expensive, you’ll probably cry when you see the price tag.
Oakleys are like the glasses of the rich. I can’t afford them. My glasses are just regular glasses with a side of disappointment.
I saw Oakleys and I was like, ‘That’s my future. That’s my destiny.’ Then I saw the price. Now I’m broke.
Oakleys cost more than my first job. I had to sell my soul to afford them.