Oakley
Oakley is the ultimate flex. He’s so smooth, he washes his hands after every touch. He’s got more drip than a water bottle, and he’s got a white van full of girls who can’t resist him.
Oakley, I touched you once, and you washed your hands. I’m not even that dirty.
Oakley just pulled three girls into his van. I’m still figuring out how he does that.
Oakley’s drip is so good, I’m considering a career change to ‘girl in van’.