Oakland University
A school that wants to be famous but no one knows it. It has a nice gym and a basketball team that's okay. The campus is empty after 5 and the people who live there run away every weekend. The tuition is almost as bad as other schools, but at least you don't have to pay for a hotel.
Oakland University is the worst college ever. I hate it.
I went to Oakland University and I still feel the pain.
Oakland University is like a bad movie. It starts okay, but it ends in disaster.