Oakland University
A school that thinks it's cool but nobody agrees. It has a decent gym and a basketball team that only wins sometimes. The campus is dead after work and the people who live there leave on weekends. The tuition is almost as bad as other schools, but it's not too bad if you don't live there.
Oakland University is like a broken toaster. It doesn't work right, and you're still stuck with it.
I went to Oakland University and I barely survived.
Oakland University is the reason I have student debt and no life.