Oakland Raytards
The stupidest football team in the whole wide world. They live in Oakland, California. One coach said they were so dumb he wanted to throw up.
'Oakland Raytards? Man, they’re like brain-dead cows.'
'The coach said they were the dumbest team in America. I believe him. I was there.'
'They’re the Oakland Raytards. They don’t even know what a play is.'