Oakland raiders barge
When I’m getting some action and my whole neighborhood crashes through the wall in a pirate ship wearing Oakland Raiders gear and start beating the living hell out of my girlfriend
I was in the middle of a hot makeout session when my block came in like a pirate invasion and started kicking my girlfriend’s ass.
My girl was about to climax when 10 of my homies busted in on a pirate ship and started yelling 'Let's go Raiders!' while pummeling her.
I was trying to finish my last beer when the whole neighborhood came in like pirates and started beating my girlfriend into next week.