Oakland Mimosa
The Oakland Mimosa is a drink that turns normal people into wild animals. You’ll be loud, you’ll be silly, and you’ll probably cry in a bathroom.
I had an Oakland Mimosa and cried in the bathroom. My face was red. My dignity was gone.
My coworker had an Oakland Mimosa and started singing opera in the breakroom. It was terrifying.
I had one Oakland Mimosa and now I’m convinced my dog is a wizard. He’s not. He’s just high.
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