Oakland Mimosa - An Oakland Mimosa is like a beer and energy drink baby. It w

An Oakland Mimosa is like a beer and energy drink baby. It will give you a buzz, a headache, and the urge to fight your neighbor.

I had an Oakland Mimosa and now my neighbor thinks I’m a lunatic. He’s right.

My sister drank an Oakland Mimosa and tried to dance on the ceiling. She fell. Hard.

I had one Oakland Mimosa and now I’m arguing with my toaster. It’s not fair.