Oakland Athletics
The A's are a team with a bunch of fancy titles, but they're always selling their best players and acting like they're getting away with something. They're like the poor cousin of the Giants and the Yankees.
The A's trade their best players for a bag of chips and a promise of something better next year.
They used to be the Giants, but now they're just the A's, and everyone knows it.
The A's are the only team who think they're the best, but they're actually the worst.