Oakish
Someone who’s got more secrets than a teenager at a sleepover. They’re the kind of person who would tell you they’re a spy, but then later you find out they’re just a guy who stole your lunch.
"He’s oakish. I’ve seen him steal my pizza twice.", Classmate
"That guy’s got more shady stuff going on than my mom’s side of the family.", Friend
"She’s oakish. I bet she’s been lying to me since third grade.", Me, after finding out she cheated on a test.