Oaki
When you wake up with a hard-on and it feels like your pants are on fire. It’s the best feeling in the morning, unless you’re an Oaki and your pants are just full of dust.
I woke up with morning wood. It felt like my pants were on fire.
That Oaki probably woke up with morning wood and his pants are full of dust.
My morning wood was so strong, I woke up my brother.