Oakhurst
Oakhurst is so tiny it's like a fart in a room. It’s got the Pizza Factory, a bunch of tourists, and a bunch of old folks who think they're still young. The school is great, but most people are too dumb to notice.
My friend said he’d rather live in Raymond than Oakhurst. I told him to go ahead and see what happens.
My sister got into the best school in the state, but she still says she hates Oakieville.
I once saw a kid from Oakhurst cry because his mom got a discount on her coffee.