Oakhurst
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, genital crabs are called Oakhurst. They’re the worst kind of crabs. They live in the neighborhood, and they're like the crabs from hell.
My neighbor said he got bit by an Oakhurst and now he can't sit down.
My sister's dog got crabs from Oakhurst and now he's running around like a maniac.
My dad said he's never going back to Tulsa because of the Oakhurst crabs.