Oakhurst Caviar - The worst crabs in Tulsa that come out at night and make you

The worst crabs in Tulsa that come out at night and make your privates feel like they’re on fire.

My roommate got Oakhurst Caviar and now he’s talking to the toilet.

I saw a kid crying in the park because of Oakhurst Caviar.

My sister got Oakhurst Caviar and now she’s throwing out all her pants.