OAKFORD
A lake named Oakford because someone tried to rename the town and failed. Now it's just a place where kids hang out and do stupid stuff.
'Oakford Lake is where I met my first pot dealer. Also my second.', @HighSchoolKid99
'I went to Oakford Lake to chill, but I ended up getting in a fight with a goose.', @Chill_Fail
'Oakford is just New Egypt with a weird name and a radioactive lake.', @Town_Kid123