Oakes Fegley
A boy who looks like he was born in a candy store and acts in movies. He has a dog named Mochi and a phone that’s older than his grandma. People say he’s adorable, but he’s also a bit of a poser.
'Oakes Fegley is like a kid who eats glitter for breakfast.'
'He has a dog and a phone from the Stone Age. What even is that?'
'I don’t care if he’s cute. That Samsung S7 is a disgrace.'