oakdale, tennessee
A town where the only traffic is your uncle’s pickup truck and the church van. You go to church on Sunday and then you work all week and then you drink all weekend like you're trying to escape your life.
My neighbor's dog barked at the church van and now the whole town thinks it's a holy war.
The local bar is the only place that's louder than the church on Sunday.
I tried to start a business in Oakdale. Now I'm just the guy who owns the bar.