Oakdale High
Oakdale High is a school in Oakdale, CA where everyone talks shit, steals boyfriends, and lies about their lives. They’re the worst kind of bitches and would happily burn you at the stake if you didn’t look good enough to be their friend.
Hey, I heard you’re going to the prom with Timmy? I didn’t even know you liked him!
You said you had a party last weekend? I saw you at the mall.
You got caught with weed? That’s the third time this month, and I’m still waiting for your first real party.