oak tree - a pronoun that people claim to be, and they get super mad if

a pronoun that people claim to be, and they get super mad if you call them anything else, like a redwood or a pine.

I’m an oak tree, not a redwood, and you’re not welcome here.

If you call me a pine, I swear I’ll punch you.

I’m an oak tree, and I’m not letting anyone else be one.